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For some , maternal stirrings are as foreign as a KFC Rounder backstage during fashion week in Milan. I don’t know. Sometimes I feel the tug...

Another year down. Looking back to 31 July 2006, would I change the way things have gone these twelve months for all the shisha in Arabia? P...

I don’t know what it is lately about blonde, spanner, rugby players. Not my usual type, by any means. My thing for Schalk worries me slightl...

While it buckets down in London, the Goons keep themselves amused by lighting bits of toilet paper sticking out of their bums. While it loo...

I have just been informed that UK Inland Revenue wants my ass. I got an SMS from my housemate in London who says they are charging me GBP 10...

Thursday night kicked off with a rather extravagant dinner and several whiskeys with the folks at Mina a’Salaam hotel overlooking the Burj a...

Heddles Junior has had his earmuffs pruned. Still looking a bit like John Lennon when he got out of bed after a week, but his general appear...